Üye Ol
Two and a Half Men
- Sezon 1, Bölüm 0
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S1,E0 - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot
S1,E1 - Pilot
S1,E2 - Big Flappy Bastards
S1,E3 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
S1,E4 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
S1,E5 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
S1,E6 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
S1,E7 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
S1,E8 - Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
S1,E9 - Phase One, Complete
S1,E10 - Merry Thanksgiving
S1,E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
S1,E12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones
S1,E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan
S1,E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas
S1,E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
S1,E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan
S1,E17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
S1,E18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick
S1,E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
S1,E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
S1,E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing
S1,E22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
S1,E23 - Just Like Buffalo
S1,E24 - Can You Feel My Finger
S2,E1 - Back Off Mary Poppins
S2,E2 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
S2,E3 - A Bag Full of Jawea
S2,E4 - Go Get Mommy's Bra
S2,E5 - Bad News from the Clinic
S2,E6 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
S2,E7 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
S2,E8 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
S2,E9 - Yes, Monsignor
S2,E10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater
S2,E11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
S2,E12 - A Lung Full of Alan
S2,E13 - Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
S2,E14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
S2,E15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
S2,E16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
S2,E17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
S2,E18 - It Was Mame, Mom
S2,E19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
S2,E20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
S2,E21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
S2,E22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
S2,E23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
S2,E24 - Does This Smell Funny to You
S3,E1 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
S3,E2 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
S3,E3 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
S3,E4 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
S3,E5 - We Called It Mr. Pinky
S3,E6 - Hi, Mr. Horned One
S3,E7 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
S3,E8 - That Voodoo That I Do Do
S3,E9 - Madame and Her Special Friend
S3,E10 - Something Salted and Twisted
S3,E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned
S3,E12 - That Special Tug
S3,E13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
S3,E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
S3,E15 - My Tongue Is Meat
S3,E16 - Ergo, the Booty Call
S3,E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
S3,E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler
S3,E19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
S3,E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
S3,E21 - And the Plot Moistens
S3,E22 - Just Once with Aunt Sophie
S3,E23 - Arguments for the Quickie
S3,E24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
S4,E1 - Working for Caligula
S4,E2 - Who's Vod Kanockers
S4,E3 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
S4,E4 - A Pot Smoking Monkey
S4,E5 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
S4,E6 - Apologies for the Frivolity
S4,E7 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
S4,E8 - Release the Dogs
S4,E9 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
S4,E10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln
S4,E11 - Walnuts and Demerol
S4,E12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana
S4,E13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer
S4,E14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
S4,E15 - My Damn Stalker
S4,E16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too
S4,E17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie
S4,E18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville
S4,E19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
S4,E20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
S4,E21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
S4,E22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
S4,E23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
S4,E24 - Prostitutes and Gelato
S5,E1 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
S5,E2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
S5,E3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
S5,E4 - City of Great Racks
S5,E5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
S5,E6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
S5,E7 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
S5,E8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
S5,E9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
S5,E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
S5,E11 - Meander to Your Dander
S5,E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
S5,E13 - The Soil is Moist
S5,E14 - Winky-Dink Time
S5,E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
S5,E16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
S5,E17 - Fish in a Drawer
S5,E18 - If My Hole Could Talk
S5,E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
S6,E1 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child
S6,E2 - Pie Hole, Herb
S6,E3 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict
S6,E4 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'
S6,E5 - A Jock Strap in Hell
S6,E6 - It's Always Nazi Week
S6,E7 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy
S6,E8 - Pinocchio's Mouth
S6,E9 - The Mooch at the Boo
S6,E10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
S6,E11 - The Devil's Lube
S6,E12 - Thank God for Scoliosis
S6,E13 - I Think You Offended Don
S6,E14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
S6,E15 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat
S6,E16 - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
S6,E17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
S6,E18 - My Son's Enormous Head
S6,E19 - The Two Finger Rule
S6,E20 - Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
S6,E21 - Above Exalted Cyclops
S6,E22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
S6,E23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
S6,E24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids
S7,E1 - 818-jklpuzo
S7,E2 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation
S7,E3 - Mmm, Fish. Yum.
S7,E4 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
S7,E5 - For the Sake of the Child
S7,E6 - Give Me Your Thumb
S7,E7 - Untainted by Filth
S7,E8 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
S7,E9 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
S7,E10 - That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
S7,E11 - Warning, It's Dirty
S7,E12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
S7,E13 - Yay, No Polyps
S7,E14 - Crude and Uncalled For
S7,E15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
S7,E16 - Tinkle Like a Princess
S7,E17 - I Found Your Moustache
S7,E18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day
S7,E19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
S7,E20 - I Called Him Magoo
S7,E21 - Gumby with a Pokey
S7,E22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well
S8,E1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
S8,E2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
S8,E3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
S8,E4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
S8,E5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
S8,E6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
S8,E7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
S8,E8 - Springtime on a Stick
S8,E9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
S8,E10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
S8,E11 - Dead from the Waist Down
S8,E12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
S8,E13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
S8,E14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
S8,E15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
S8,E16 - That Darn Priest
S9,E1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
S9,E2 - People Who Love Peepholes
S9,E3 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food
S9,E4 - Nine Magic Fingers
S9,E5 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
S9,E6 - The Squat and the Hover
S9,E7 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
S9,E8 - Thank You for the Intercourse
S9,E9 - Frodo's Headshots
S9,E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
S9,E11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip
S9,E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!
S9,E13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
S9,E14 - A Possum on Chemo
S9,E15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
S9,E16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
S9,E17 - Not in My Mouth!
S9,E18 - The War Against Gingivitis
S9,E19 - Palmdale, Ech
S9,E20 - Grandma's Pie
S9,E21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
S9,E22 - Why We Gave Up Women
S9,E23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole
S9,E24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
S10,E1 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk
S10,E2 - A Big Bag of Dog
S10,E3 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
S10,E4 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
S10,E5 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
S10,E6 - Ferrets, Attack!
S10,E7 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard
S10,E8 - Something My Gynecologist Said
S10,E9 - I Scream When I Pee
S10,E10 - One Nut Johnson
S10,E11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole
S10,E12 - Welcome to Alancrest
S10,E13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line
S10,E14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run!
S10,E15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
S10,E16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
S10,E17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
S10,E18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton
S10,E19 - Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
S10,E20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
S10,E21 - Another Night with Neil Diamond
S10,E22 - My Bodacious Vidalia
S10,E23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
S11,E1 - Nangnangnangnang
S11,E2 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
S11,E3 - This Unblessed Biscuit
S11,E4 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
S11,E5 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
S11,E6 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
S11,E7 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
S11,E8 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
S11,E9 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
S11,E10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
S11,E11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts
S11,E12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
S11,E13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court
S11,E14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
S11,E15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
S11,E16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
S11,E17 - Welcome Home, Jake
S11,E18 - West Side Story
S11,E19 - Lan mao shi zai wuding shang
S11,E20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
S11,E21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
S11,E22 - Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
S12,E1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
S12,E2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
S12,E3 - Glamping in a Yurt
S12,E4 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
S12,E5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
S12,E6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
S12,E7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
S12,E8 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
S12,E9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
S12,E10 - Here I Come, Pants!
S12,E11 - For Whom the Booty Calls
S12,E12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
S12,E13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
S12,E14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
S12,E15 - Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2
S12,E16 - Of Course He's Dead: Part 2
